Bathtubs and Biscuits

‘Are you sure about this, Ma?’ Stewie asked his mother as she laid out a plate of biscuits on the table. ‘Of course I’m sure,’ she said, lowering herself into the seat opposite him with a grimace. ‘How’s Tina and the girls?’ ‘Yeah, they’re great, Ma,’ Stewie said quickly, frowning at the piece of paper […]

Desperately Need A Shower

I shower every morning without fail. If I don’t shower very first thing in the morning, I’m tired for the rest of the day. I need my morning shower to wake me up and ease me into the day. I need that feeling of warmth on a cold morning and I need to get my […]